Toplist Results: The 25 Greatest Videogames of 2013

After nearly 1 million votes, you (the internet) have decided the 25 best games of 2013. And here they are (along with a few vaguely appropriate haikus):

 25. The Wolf Among Us

Toplist Results: The 25 Greatest Videogames of 2013

Super weird and loose

adaptation of Teen Wolf.

Still pretty good, though.

24. Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance

Toplist Results: The 25 Greatest Videogames of 2013

Bang bang bang slice pew!

Bang bang zap pew pew slice bang!

Stealth games can suck it.

23. Metro: Last Light

Toplist Results: The 25 Greatest Videogames of 2013

Riding the metro,

a hobo once barfed on me.

Would prefer Dark Ones.

22. Payday 2

Toplist Results: The 25 Greatest Videogames of 2013

Love to hide my face!

The best mask simulator.

Get lost, Majora.

21. Luigi’s Mansion: Dark Moon

Toplist Results: The 25 Greatest Videogames of 2013

Year of Luigi?

Greedy egomaniac!

Murder him with ghosts.

20. God of War: Ascension

Toplist Results: The 25 Greatest Videogames of 2013

Keep swinging sharp blades
Whoops did I just kill a god?
Keep swinging anyway

19. Dead Space 3

Toplist Results: The 25 Greatest Videogames of 2013

“Come on, play Dead Space”
Everybody said “it’s fun!”
I need new pants now

18. Dead Rising 3

Toplist Results: The 25 Greatest Videogames of 2013

Running through zombies
How many have I killed now?
Banana Hammock

17. StarCraft II: Heart of the Swarm

Toplist Results: The 25 Greatest Videogames of 2013

Just google “Zerg Rush”

It’s fun, free, and best of all

Just as frustrating.

 16. Beyond: Two Souls

Toplist Results: The 25 Greatest Videogames of 2013

Ghost friend cannot leave
Causes many awkward times
Do not go on dates

15. The Stanley Parable

Toplist Results: The 25 Greatest Videogames of 2013

A game so meta

you still might be playing it

even as we speak.

14. Deadpool

Toplist Results: The 25 Greatest Videogames of 2013

bang. bang. bang. bang. bang.

(break the fourth wall for humor)

stabby. stabby. stab.

13. Fire Emblem Awakening

Toplist Results: The 25 Greatest Videogames of 2013

Anime soldiers

Most will play on easy mode

Perma-death’s a bitch.

12. Battlefield 4

Toplist Results: The 25 Greatest Videogames of 2013

Name? Sergeant Recker.

Job? Shoot all the Chinese dudes.

Better than “Ghosts”? Yeah.

11. Injustice: Gods Among Us

Toplist Results: The 25 Greatest Videogames of 2013

The Man of Steel falls.

Struck down with my boomerangs.

F*ck you, I’m Batman.

10. Super Mario 3D World

Toplist Results: The 25 Greatest Videogames of 2013

Family play time.
Pick characters! One thing’s sure:
Little brother, Toad

9. Saints Row IV

Toplist Results: The 25 Greatest Videogames of 2013

It’s like The Matrix
But with dildos, Keith David,
and lots more dildos.

8. Tomb Raider

Toplist Results: The 25 Greatest Videogames of 2013

Lara Croft reboot!
You know what that means: Bigger,
better ziplines, right?

7. Batman: Arkham Origins

Toplist Results: The 25 Greatest Videogames of 2013

You better watch out!
You better not cry (although
your parents did die)

6. Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag

Toplist Results: The 25 Greatest Videogames of 2013

After a few quests
I suddenly was all like,
“But…why’s the rum gone?”

5. The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds

Toplist Results: The 25 Greatest Videogames of 2013

 Link becomes paintings,

Art appears in Zelda’s room.

Hmmm….coincidence?

4. Bioshock Infinite

Toplist Results: The 25 Greatest Videogames of 2013

Bring us the girl and

Wipe away the debt, Booker.

Or google spoilers.

3. The Last of Us

Toplist Results: The 25 Greatest Videogames of 2013

Ellen Page should sue.

Clearly stole her likeness for

The Juno zombies.

2. Grand Theft Auto 5

Toplist Results: The 25 Greatest Videogames of 2013

Trevor, Franklin, Mike.

Brothers in crime and in life.

Immortal death-gods.

1. Pokemon X & Y

Toplist Results: The 25 Greatest Videogames of 2013

 Go, Pokemon games!

Use MEGA EVOLUTION!

(Suck my ass, Darwin)

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